I’m a Dodo Get Me Out of Here

I was right. Someone around here is spying on me and contacting Dr Candlewick.Advice5-2 How else has he got here so quickly? I can hear him now and quite frankly the way he is calling to me is doing nothing to make me wish to talk to him. “Come on Ferdy, good Ferdy!” So patronising! I’m not too keen on the crowd of gossipy onlookers either. Maybe if I sneak behind these dustbins….

Well, I never thought that that would happen. No-one expects a dustbin to explode. I don’t think any bombs were involved but out of that dustbin shot the largest, loudest parrot Advice6-2I have ever seen. He winked at me, then dive-bombed Dr Candlewick, squawking loudly and displaying a sharp beak and talons. I did not wait to see the outcome (though I suspect Dr C and some of those onlookers will have to wash their clothes and hair later), but ran off towards another hiding place near the ships. Parrot, whoever you are, THANK YOU!

Comments

Mac says:

You’re welcome. Tex told me about you. Always pleased to help a fellow bird in distress.

Anastasia says:

You birds are our enemies.

Barney says:

This bloggin’ is widenin’ me orizens. Anastasia I rekons some birds is OK.

Anastasia says:

Barney, you’re fired.

Barney says:

You’ll be sorry Anastasia. Who’s gonna read an’ rite for you now?

Anastasia says:

I seem to be doing quite well on my own.

Barney says:

Ah.

Blogmaster says:

Anastasia, why not develop your own blog? Log onto www.blogmaster.org

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged by wiseegg. Bookmark the permalink.

About wiseegg

I am a writer and an editor. I write comic and serious children's fiction and edit the arts pages of the local newspaper group The Herald. I am useless at housework but love books and the theatre and I have three children and an unfeasibly large number of cats. Oh, and one of my best friends is a dodo.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s