I am in hiding and surviving on a diet of ginger biscuits and whatever else I can find in dustbins which is very humiliating. I feel that I am turning into some lowlife like a rat or a cockroach. In fact, that is what the security guard at McCookies’ factory seems to believe I am. He heard me opening a packet of ginger thins last night and gave chase but I escaped him behind the lemon puffs. I haven’t seen him tonight so perhaps I will just slip out and have a little snack. I’m sure I can reach those Special Selection packs through there, I am still quite slim for my age and if I can just squeeze between the piles of boxes here … oh no! Ow! Must go!

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